He said it all. The only things I won't do is anything too gross or rude, I'll let you decide what that is. If i don't feel like something falls in my criteria the very worst thing i can say is no. Have clear references and untacky manners ready in advance!
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Hurry so the poor lad can put down those examples and wipe his nose.